I’m generally a levelheaded guy, but small, obscure things will drive me up a goddamn wall. The penultimate example of my petty resentment belongs to wrong way signs on entrance ramps. Now this may just be me, but I…

opinion

You ever look around and think about the fact that clothes get a pass on free advertising? Not just a pass, it’s actually encouraged. People pay money specifically to walk around sporting Volcom and Nike logos. As a college…

opinion

I never claimed to be a smart man. Not even a week ago I woke up to a silent room because my brain replaced the sound of a firetruck’s siren with that of my roommates alarm clock. It doesn’t…

opinion

Dear readers, A light has appeared at the end of the tunnel. If you are reading this, we have entered the last day of voting for student body elections. Soon and very soon, we will no longer see Facebook…

the rectum

Dear readers, Today I have the singular pleasure of bringing you my favorite kind of story: a tale of redemption. A redemption so pure and whole that we all become better simply by hearing about it. I am speaking,…