There are important facets of life that tend to annoy the hell out of us. Now don’t worry, I’m not going into what lives do “Cops: The Alarm Clocks of People”
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Anyone Who Likes Engineering Tests is an Idiot
As any engineer will tell you, a course can seem all fine and dandy until the day of the test when you start to wonder “Anyone Who Likes Engineering Tests is an Idiot”
The Texas Instruments Massacre
As a member of the press, I feel it is my duty to tear down the veil between common folk from the secrets our corporate overlords have “The Texas Instruments Massacre”
College Timeshare
Hello, hello, future investors. It’s about two months into the school year and you may have discovered some things about your current roommates. Maybe they’re “College Timeshare”
Trump Supporters Panic Over #Repealthe19th
Crippling news outside of Washington DC today for Trump supporters as the 19th Amendment is facing a future of uncertainty. The 19th Amendment, for those who “Trump Supporters Panic Over #Repealthe19th”
Allergies: My Immune System is a Child
I love dogs. They’re furry balls of unconditional love. The same parts of their brains become active when they see us as when we see “Allergies: My Immune System is a Child”
Fight the Lies: Nobody Likes Burnt Marshmallows
Today in the Opinion section, I’m going to be telling you yours: you don’t like burnt marshmallows. There are three ideas in this life that “Fight the Lies: Nobody Likes Burnt Marshmallows”
Neckties: The Lazy Scarf
Humans do a lot of weird stuff and call it socially acceptable. Some of this stuff, like child beauty pageants and blaming teachers for your “Neckties: The Lazy Scarf”