SpaceX shoots for the stars once again. Well, in this case, it’s actually our very own moon. Yep, Luna is getting a facelift as Tesla CEO “Shooting for the Stars, with a Moon Base”
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Guys You Can Totally Drink a Gallon of Milk in a Day
Ah yes, the eternal questions in life: Why are we here? Who made us and for what purpose? What is the optimal milk consumption for “Guys You Can Totally Drink a Gallon of Milk in a Day”
Getting Hooked on Big Fish Stories
When life gets hard, embarrassing or boring, there is one reaction genuinely human: lying. That’s why we invented the “big fish story.” For those not “Getting Hooked on Big Fish Stories”
College Food Reviews: A&W Poptarts
I hear food reviews are hot right now, so I’ve got one fresh out the oven. Ha, God, I’m hilarious. If food is your deal, my editor “College Food Reviews: A&W Poptarts”
Gotta Go: The Plastic Water Prison
We’ve all heard the statements. “Plastic is killing the environment.” ” Fish are choking on six-pack rings.” “The ocean is 80 percent plastic.” There’s no “Gotta Go: The Plastic Water Prison”
They Actually Gave Me a Column
To be perfectly honest, I should never get access to any kind of public forum. It’ll never end well, but the folks at The Spectrum “They Actually Gave Me a Column”
Welcome to the New Top Reality Show: The USA-pprentice
Welcome, one and all to “The USA-pprentice.” Sick of politics? Sick of lizard people pretending to be humans throwing around crazy accusations of racism, sex-scandals “Welcome to the New Top Reality Show: The USA-pprentice”
Halloween: What You Loved as a Kid, Just Sexier
Hems are like glaciers: they move a few centimeters every year. And boy, are they a marvel to look upon. Though I feel like we’ve “Halloween: What You Loved as a Kid, Just Sexier”