Coffee, or as it’s commonly referred to, bean broth, is the cure-all for all college problems. Yet I still see so many on-the-fencer and non-partakers who hold onto stubborn ideals like “respect for their bodies” and “sleep.”  As a…

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The Fake Candy Cookbook

PHOTO COURTESY | WIKI COMMONS Tainted candy is the best way to ruin someone’s night. Have you ever had your pumpkins smashed? Your housed egged or TP’d? Your mailbox vandalized? Me neither, but I’m not just gonna wait for…

Have you ever lived in a construction zone? If you lived in Reed-Johnson two years ago, you got to sleep under roof work. It’s not the best. That being said, let me clear some things up if you’ve felt…

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If there’s one thing you can always count on, it’s Florida being your drunk uncle at the family reunion of states making sure everyone knows how crazy he is. If Texas or California is your stick-in-the-mud aunt who lets…

I don’t want to generalize the German people, but rather the German language. Personally, I feel it lends itself well to rap. This is a genre known less for its style and more for its content. Crime, status and…

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A Diamond in The Rough

Can we be honest about diamonds? Once you get past the “oh wow, oh my, what a honky tonk badonka-rock” of seeing a ring with a big ole diamond on it, it’s not all that great. It may look…

Students are always looking for a new way to stay healthy. Especially since the “freshman fifteen” slowly turns into “budding alcoholism” in some circles. That’s just not good for the system. After seeing this slow decline into a lazy-boy…