Right off the bat, this isn’t some magic ass refrigerator. It’s not gonna fight back, it’s not gonna run. Now, without pulling wires, could you beat this refrigerator in a fight? My first instinct is yes, it’s an inanimate…

It’s a familiar scenario, isn’t it? It’s a couple minutes to the hour and your professor has yet to show. Your mind runs wild. You’re going to be screwed if he has to make up a lost day of…

Have you ever wanted a nice evening with a punch, high schoolers and camaraderie? But wait, you have a pit of rage in your stomach that screams for vengeance. We all have someone that just ruins our day. Maybe…

I don’t pay attention to sports movies often, or sports in general, but this whole “Super Bowl LI” movie was getting a lot of buzz.  I saw it was free on TV, so what the hell. I got the…

It’s a month into the semester and you haven’t committed aggravated assault on someone in the deli who looks vaguely like your professor. Well done. Though for your own well-being and that of the deli community, I’m here to send…

This week I’m going to share a story from my freshmen year. It involves crime, deceit and dining center equipment so strap in kiddos. Back in the days of 2015, when Leo was still missing an Oscar and a…