Hey, so my friend and I were walking back from transpo Monday, and I saw your phone face down on Centennial. Kinda by Bentson-Bunker Field House. I figured just because it had a polar bear background doesn’t mean it…

PHOTO COURTESY | PXHERE The liver is going to need some TLC for some of you. For many people, next week is the liver’s time of reckoning. Spring Break is the number one time of year for alcohol-related deaths,…

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Hello insert loser’s name, It’s your friend you do not know, grant.gloe@ndsu.edu. See that @ndsu.edu in my email? That means that you can trust me and I am a man/woman just like you from forgo North Dakota with your…

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The Color of Cool

If there’s one question I get more than the rest, it’s how I look so damn cool all the time. Well, the answer is pretty simple — I’m a trendsetter. I’m a trailblazer. I’m the man with the plan,…

We all have those things in our lives that mystify us. For me, it’s the proven fact that talking to plants affects how they grow. They’re like children in a way — green, leafy, not-at-all-like-a-child, children. In my never-ending…

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You Know What It Is

PHOTO COURTESY | WIKI COMMONS Trust me, you know what I’m talking about. Oh, come on. You know exactly what this article is about. You wake up, you comb your teeth and you brush your hair. You’re tired, irritable…

PHOTO COURTESY | WIKICOMMONS Spotify, you’ve really done it this time. Spotify’s “Wrapped” feature is an amazing idea that makes me never want to use Spotify. As many of you experienced not too long ago, Spotify tracks all of…

PHOTO COURTESY | MATT BAUME I rest my case. Sweater vests: the classy tank top. I’ve never been a huge fan. I’ve always thought if a man wanted to show off his arms, he should do it the old-fashioned…

Coming soon to a late night commercial near you: the Dyson Dishwasher. Here at Dyson, we have a singular goal: minimalist designs that maximize profits. Our vacuums have balls; our fans work bladeless and our hand dryers are worthless….