PHOTO COURTESY | FLICKR.COM Candy stripes never looked so sweet. This article is more than a sign of appreciation for barbers. This is the terms and conditions of my barber-customer relationship. I trust you wholeheartedly with my hair. My…

Our country is plagued by conflict. The most notable is the Twitter war between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. In a fashion unthinkable 10 years ago, the former vice president and the current president have been arguing over who…

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICK.COM | That’s right, I’m talking to you. Group punishment was outlawed by the Geneva Convention. Fargo does not seem to care. Something made it angry, and I am just curious what you did to ruin…

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My Calendar Conundrum

PHOTO COURTESY | WIKI COMMONS No matter how many times I reset my phone, it reads the same. What is this, super Daylight Savings? Seriously, guys, I’ve been talking to tech support all morning about the fact that my…

PHOTO COURTESY | HSU LUKE Learn about the hottest new diet. Money. Fame. A bod that gets people bubbling. Everyone, on some level, desires these things. As someone who has all of them, it’s pretty great. The only issue?…

THE SPECTRUM | GRANT GLOE My view for the entirety of last Monday, as I was not going anywhere. I’m pretty sure I’ve now had more snow days in college than all of K-12 combined. That’s not even counting…

Hey, so my friend and I were walking back from transpo Monday, and I saw your phone face down on Centennial. Kinda by Bentson-Bunker Field House. I figured just because it had a polar bear background doesn’t mean it…

PHOTO COURTESY | PXHERE The liver is going to need some TLC for some of you. For many people, next week is the liver’s time of reckoning. Spring Break is the number one time of year for alcohol-related deaths,…

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Hello insert loser’s name, It’s your friend you do not know, grant.gloe@ndsu.edu. See that @ndsu.edu in my email? That means that you can trust me and I am a man/woman just like you from forgo North Dakota with your…

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The Color of Cool

If there’s one question I get more than the rest, it’s how I look so damn cool all the time. Well, the answer is pretty simple — I’m a trendsetter. I’m a trailblazer. I’m the man with the plan,…