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Fire Alarm Fun

PHOTO COURTESY | WIKI COMMON I swear it’s like catnip to some people. It’s about the time of year where we take a trip down memory lane. Everything is changing once again, and it’s nice to reminisce about your…

PHOTO COURTESY | STEPHANIE MIGNON Let’s get some use out of the permanent winter. Cawker City, Kansas is home to the world’s largest ball of twine with an 11-foot diameter. I cannot think of a single less important record…

PHOTO COURTESY | TUCKER W. Look at all these people happily and patiently waiting in line to take off half their clothes and walk through the single security checkpoint. We’ve been on the verge of abandonment issues for quite…

PHOTO COURTESY | WIKIPEDIA T.J. Miller finds himself in a scandal that is more ridiculous than repulsive, good for you. In this day and age, celebrities are disappointing me left and right. They keep doing crazy stuff, but it…

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICKR.COM Candy stripes never looked so sweet. This article is more than a sign of appreciation for barbers. This is the terms and conditions of my barber-customer relationship. I trust you wholeheartedly with my hair. My…

Our country is plagued by conflict. The most notable is the Twitter war between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. In a fashion unthinkable 10 years ago, the former vice president and the current president have been arguing over who…

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICK.COM | That’s right, I’m talking to you. Group punishment was outlawed by the Geneva Convention. Fargo does not seem to care. Something made it angry, and I am just curious what you did to ruin…

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My Calendar Conundrum

PHOTO COURTESY | WIKI COMMONS No matter how many times I reset my phone, it reads the same. What is this, super Daylight Savings? Seriously, guys, I’ve been talking to tech support all morning about the fact that my…

PHOTO COURTESY | HSU LUKE Learn about the hottest new diet. Money. Fame. A bod that gets people bubbling. Everyone, on some level, desires these things. As someone who has all of them, it’s pretty great. The only issue?…

THE SPECTRUM | GRANT GLOE My view for the entirety of last Monday, as I was not going anywhere. I’m pretty sure I’ve now had more snow days in college than all of K-12 combined. That’s not even counting…