Welcome freshman to North Dakota State University. This is my last article of the year, so I thought I’d share some wisdom from my freshman year. Just a few tips and tricks to help you make it through. 1….
No one is gonna argue life’s about to get stressful. Dead week followed by finals, oh boy, it’s gonna be a passive aggressive blood bath. I think people are starting to let all the stress, anger and bitterness build…
No one can wait to lose weight. People still don’t do it though because running is hard and I live next to a McDonald’s. There are a couple reactions to sealing your fate with fast food. Some people ignore…
You ever feel like the world is just a bunch of yelling? Seems like every time I turn around there’s someone telling you how Trump is evil and then Trump telling you the media is evil. Whether it’s Trump…
Right off the bat, this isn’t some magic ass refrigerator. It’s not gonna fight back, it’s not gonna run. Now, without pulling wires, could you beat this refrigerator in a fight? My first instinct is yes, it’s an inanimate…
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Mar 27, 2017, 8:30 AM 0
Ah yes, the eternal questions in life: Why are we here? Who made us and for what purpose? What is the optimal milk consumption for a 20-year-old? I aimed to answer one of these questions, and let me tell…
I hear food reviews are hot right now, so I’ve got one fresh out the oven. Ha, God, I’m hilarious. If food is your deal, my editor Erik has a great college food review column (or so I’ve heard). I can’t…
It’s a familiar scenario, isn’t it? It’s a couple minutes to the hour and your professor has yet to show. Your mind runs wild. You’re going to be screwed if he has to make up a lost day of…
Have you ever wanted a nice evening with a punch, high schoolers and camaraderie? But wait, you have a pit of rage in your stomach that screams for vengeance. We all have someone that just ruins our day. Maybe…
Oh man guys, this is my specialty. When I lived in in the dorms last year, my roommate’s girlfriend was essentially our third roommate. I like to think I was supportive of their relationship. That being said, I would…