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Author: Paul Subart

Paul is a senior majoring in Crop and Weed Science with a Soil Science minor, who will never win any journalism awards, but is very good at crossing his eyes. You can usually find Paul in a rocking chair on the porch watering the lawn, and avoiding homework. If you hate Paul or what he wrote, feel free to keep your opinion to yourself, because nobody cares.
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Vermin Supreme Polling Ahead Of Hillary Clinton

Paul Subart February 18, 2016 4 Comments

When it rains it pours, unless you happen to be Hillary Clinton post-New Hampshire primary. In that case, it doesn’t just pour, it hails, snows “Vermin Supreme Polling Ahead Of Hillary Clinton”

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Student Government Inspired By Star Wars

Paul Subart January 25, 2016 No Comments

North Dakota State student government recently made shocking changes to its own constitution and is taking on a new role in the lives of students. “Student Government Inspired By Star Wars”

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The True Meaning Of Dead Week

Paul Subart December 9, 2015 No Comments

The following is an absolutely 100 percent true excerpt from some abandoned Merriam-Webster Dictionary. Dead Week (Noun) (Deader Week, Deadest Week) Synonyms: hellfire, honeypot, misery, trap, “The True Meaning Of Dead Week”

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Army ROTC Wants Football Team To Score Less

Paul Subart December 7, 2015 No Comments

North Dakota State’s football team racked up a respectable number of points in their game against the Missouri State Bears posting a 55-0 win. The “Army ROTC Wants Football Team To Score Less”

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UND Names Hillary Clinton Honorary President

Paul Subart November 16, 2015 1 Comment

The University of North Dakota named former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as its honorary interim president on Sunday. Outgoing UND President Robert Kelly made “UND Names Hillary Clinton Honorary President”

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Study: Organic Supporters Better Than Everybody Else

Paul Subart November 9, 2015 1 Comment

A revealing study done by Blue Mountain State revealed on Friday people who only eat organic food are better than everybody else. The study was done “Study: Organic Supporters Better Than Everybody Else”

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Seniors Plagued from Nightmares of Real World

Paul Subart November 2, 2015 1 Comment

Those of us who are seniors (and who actually plan on graduating) are facing a cruel reality. “I woke up in the middle of the “Seniors Plagued from Nightmares of Real World”

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Bernie Sanders Supporters Expelled from College Of Business

Paul Subart October 26, 2015 1 Comment

The North Dakota State College of Business announced Friday all students who support Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders in any fashion will be removed from all Business “Bernie Sanders Supporters Expelled from College Of Business”

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