When it rains it pours, unless you happen to be Hillary Clinton post-New Hampshire primary. In that case, it doesn’t just pour, it hails, snows “Vermin Supreme Polling Ahead Of Hillary Clinton”
Author: Paul Subart
Paul is a senior majoring in Crop and Weed Science with a Soil Science minor, who will never win any journalism awards, but is very good at crossing his eyes. You can usually find Paul in a rocking chair on the porch watering the lawn, and avoiding homework. If you hate Paul or what he wrote, feel free to keep your opinion to yourself, because nobody cares.
Student Government Inspired By Star Wars
North Dakota State student government recently made shocking changes to its own constitution and is taking on a new role in the lives of students. “Student Government Inspired By Star Wars”
The True Meaning Of Dead Week
The following is an absolutely 100 percent true excerpt from some abandoned Merriam-Webster Dictionary. Dead Week (Noun) (Deader Week, Deadest Week) Synonyms: hellfire, honeypot, misery, trap, “The True Meaning Of Dead Week”
Army ROTC Wants Football Team To Score Less
North Dakota State’s football team racked up a respectable number of points in their game against the Missouri State Bears posting a 55-0 win. The “Army ROTC Wants Football Team To Score Less”
UND Names Hillary Clinton Honorary President
The University of North Dakota named former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as its honorary interim president on Sunday. Outgoing UND President Robert Kelly made “UND Names Hillary Clinton Honorary President”
Study: Organic Supporters Better Than Everybody Else
A revealing study done by Blue Mountain State revealed on Friday people who only eat organic food are better than everybody else. The study was done “Study: Organic Supporters Better Than Everybody Else”
Seniors Plagued from Nightmares of Real World
Those of us who are seniors (and who actually plan on graduating) are facing a cruel reality. “I woke up in the middle of the “Seniors Plagued from Nightmares of Real World”
Bernie Sanders Supporters Expelled from College Of Business
The North Dakota State College of Business announced Friday all students who support Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders in any fashion will be removed from all Business “Bernie Sanders Supporters Expelled from College Of Business”