I have written previously about my personal battle with mental illness and the importance of asking for help. I want to preface this article by again urging any of you suffering from depression, anxiety or any other hindrance to…
To date, my depression has cost me years of peace of mind, more hours of sleep than I can count and the opportunity to watch two friends get married. And I’m one of the lucky ones. College is a…
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Middle-Class White Male Concludes Discrimination Doesn’t Exist
May 2, 2016, 8:30 AM 0
Dear readers, Today’s update is sure to bring peace of mind to any women and minorities reading my work. I am delighted to inform you that concepts like institutionalized racism, sexism and privilege are complete fabrications! After whooping for…
Dear readers, I bring you a story that is sure to send waves through each and every aspect of American life. Despite our noble, proud ability to argue anything unto the point of becoming meaningless, I have been informed that…
Let me get this out of the way immediately: the University of North Dakota Fighting Hawk’s victory over Quinnipiac was an impressive display of athleticism. The men on the ice worked hard for this win and absolutely deserved it. My…
Dear readers, A light has appeared at the end of the tunnel. If you are reading this, we have entered the last day of voting for student body elections. Soon and very soon, we will no longer see Facebook…
Dear readers, Today I have the singular pleasure of bringing you my favorite kind of story: a tale of redemption. A redemption so pure and whole that we all become better simply by hearing about it. I am speaking,…
Dear readers, The tale I bring today is certainly a dark one, but it must be shared. I recently had the cursed opportunity to witness the end of this election cycle’s conflict over the next GOP presidential candidate. It…
Dear readers, I come to you today with more exciting news. My sources within the College of Business have revealed the long search for a dean is finally over. We have the singular honor of welcoming Jeb (!) Bush…
Dear readers, I come to you today with big news in higher education: The interim Dean of the College of Business has agreed to level the academic playing field and make all expectations of students a two-way street. My…